
He’s such a crazy-old-man figure to most of us that it’s easy to forget how dangerous he really is. Somebody must be keeping The 700 Club on the air, and they’re seeking advice from crazy old man Robertson about how to come to terms with a gay son. Pat wastes no time getting to the heart of the matter: homosexuals are made, not born, and they’re made that way by abuse from “a coach or a guidance counselor or some other male figure.” What, no clergy? You can watch the whole disgusting display yourself:
Alex and Andy are, amazingly, two naturally-occurring, “so-called” homosexuals (although everyone but Pat Robertson is pretty convinced about us). We like Dan Savage’s take on the whole thing: if gays are made that way by same-sex abuse, who’s doing most of the abusing? In the midst of the Mark Foley scandal a few years ago, when the Republican congressman was found to be sending under-aged congressional pages sexually explicit texts and emails, Robertson claimed Foley “does what gay people do.” Really, old man? How do you know what gay people do? Foley and his ilk do what closeted homosexuals in conservative environments do. They do what loudly Christian, Republican, straight-acting-and-appearing "so-called heterosexuals" do. Don’t blame us.
Oh, and lady who contacted Pat for advice about her gay son: 1) your son is normal, and needs you. You did nothing wrong … love him! And 2) for Christ’s sake, stop asking Pat Robertson for advice!
Dear Abby gets letters like this all the time from wronged wives: "Other woman, please take him already!"
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They both give better advice than Pat Robertson!
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